While the U.S. will attend the Opening Ceremonies looking like they're attending an Ugly Holiday Sweater Party, the Norwegian Curling Team will once again show the world why they should win all the sartorial awards.
UPDATE: To the eternal sadness of all those who love Olympic fashions, and recognize greatness when it occurs, the Norwegians lost in a tie-breaker with Great Britain. Some suspect that it was because they ran out of pants designs. Whatever the reason, they are greatly missed. See you in four years, Pants!